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Steve Ballmer and the Clippers are not heroes or victims. Wrong is wrong, and there should be punishment.
But I'm not sure we have our knives and forks out for the right billionaire to eat.
Plus, how to read the ESPN report for where it came from and why Silver doesn't have
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Steve Ballmer and the Clippers are not heroes or victims. Wrong is wrong, and there should be punishment.
But I'm not sure we have our knives and forks out for the right billionaire to eat.
Plus, how to read the ESPN report for where i…
Jesus.
holy shit. What is happening.
Houston
a. gets Durant
b. keeps Phoenix's long-term future
c. gets clear of Jalen Green's contract
d. still has ability to make other moves
e. Keeps Amen, Sengun AND Jabari
f. clears room for Sheppard and maybe Whitmore
Home run. Five st…
Just to be clear, the reason that Caruso on Jokic works is because of how the NBA officiates smalls vs. bigs. that's it. It's not genius. It doesn't actually stop Jokic. It's just an officiating quirk league-wide. Caruso's a great defender…
Think about how many absurd ejections we see a year and then this.
What are the other great passes this year? Hit me in the replies, I want to see them.
LeBron 30-9-11, played 44 minutes.
He was +3.
The Lakers were outscored by 5 in the four minutes he sat.
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