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The most obvious problem with "classical education"
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The whole point of the Addams Family was that they're in love
It was subversive for the 60s because they were goth meds but otherwise traditional & functional & happy
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This guy was born to stand silently behind a guy who wants to know where his fucking money is
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If you caught the Woman Discourse this week, it sounds like millions of them are right on the verge of strangling their toddlers to death
Good news: this is only sort-of true
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They're so fat that standing upright for half an hour bursts the blood vessels in their legs
They call it The Disney Rash because their annual trip to Disney is the one time in the year that they stand upright for half an hour
The most obvious problem with "classical education"
We used to just call it a "nation"
If she defended herself, she would have been arrested
If anyone intervened, they would have been arrested
If her parents complain about this they will be arrested
European governments exist to suppress native resistance to theft, rape …
The whole point of the Addams Family was that they're in love
It was subversive for the 60s because they were goth meds but otherwise traditional & functional & happy
That's 12.65% annual inflation
this is the type of guy who has kept you safe every night of your whole life
Having an unrelated live-in boyfriend increases the likelihood of your child being molested by 40X & the likelihood of dying from inflicted injuries by 50X
Significantly more dangerous than driving drunk with your kids, but accepted a…
This guy was born to stand silently behind a guy who wants to know where his fucking money is
You can't put a 25 year old in charge of 5 trillion dollars
That's a job for an advanced dementia patient worked like a puppet by a legion of kleptomaniac troons
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