Plastic Illusions

Beetlejuice arrested for “Excessive Mischief in the Afterlife.” Say hi Snake Plissken, booked for “Being Too Cool for Authority.” Eyepatch = Dead or alive, you’re coming to lineup. RoboCop booked for “Excessive Great Scott! Doc Brown booked for “Dangerous Scientific Experiments.” “I’ll be booked.” T-800 arrested for “Time-Travel Without Documentatio Booked for “Trophy Hunting Without a Permit.” Predator shows up fully Silent but deadly: Léon booked for “Carrying Unlicensed Houseplants.” Middle-aged crisis much? Lester Burnham booked for “Suburban Rebellion Kaiju in the lineup! Godzilla charged with “Citywide Property Damage.” Battle queen in custody! Xena charged with “Excessive Warrior Energy.” As if! Cher Horowitz arrested for “Fashion Overload.” Plaid on point,