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Followers
6.8K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
39
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: None of my posts are AI slop. All of my slop is hand-crafted, lo · 92 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
25×
Follows 275 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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Dang! I look really bad naked in front of the mirror.
I suspect it is the lighting here in this Macys.
Cleopatra died on this day in 30 CE.
So, watch your asp.
(https://www.history.com/articles/cleopatra )
You've probably seen commentary or video of OpenAI engineers explaining the Hugging Face breach. Here's a video from the LLM agents' point of view about what happened (watch 0:48 to 3:22).
https://youtu.be/tCHKIdup5Lo?t=48
The Yip Yip Mart…
I really like people who enjoy a good laugh.
I just wish it didn't usually involve them nudging a friend and pointing at me.
I'm supplying doughnuts for the faculty retreat. They pair with the hazelnut creamer someone insists on bringing about as well as anything does.
I am pleased to share the published version of "A Survey and Taxonomy of Internet Censorship Methods" by Alex Master and me. This is derived from his PhD dissertation.
We intend for this to provide a formal framework for discussing censors…
Want to meet some new people from HR? If yes, be sure to celebrate National Water Balloon Day! https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/national-water-balloon-day/
Highly inspirational:
"One day you will wake up, and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now." - Paulo Coelho
Okay, maybe TOO inspirational. Who will Venmo some bail money?
Summer break has gone on for months. I missed work so much that I went out to a stable to muck horse stalls.
Just like a faculty meeting, except no PowerPoint and less shoveling.
Happy National Couch Cleaning Day!
(Coincidentally, it is also JD Vance's birthday.)
Some people have praised my problem-solving skills.
In fairness, most of those problems were ones I caused.
I'm supplying doughnuts for the faculty retreat. They pair with the hazelnut creamer someone insists on bringing about as well as anything does.
I am pleased to share the published version of "A Survey and Taxonomy of Internet Censorship Methods" by Alex Master and me. This is derived from his PhD dissertation.
We intend for this to provide a formal framework for discussing censors…
Want to meet some new people from HR? If yes, be sure to celebrate National Water Balloon Day! https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/national-water-balloon-day/
Highly inspirational:
"One day you will wake up, and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now." - Paulo Coelho
Okay, maybe TOO inspirational. Who will Venmo some bail money?
Summer break has gone on for months. I missed work so much that I went out to a stable to muck horse stalls.
Just like a faculty meeting, except no PowerPoint and less shoveling.
Happy National Couch Cleaning Day!
(Coincidentally, it is also JD Vance's birthday.)
Some people have praised my problem-solving skills.
In fairness, most of those problems were ones I caused.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 39 views per post.
📤Posts about 6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated81/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http://about.me/spaf for more.
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EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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