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394
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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![Got a gifted child? Too big for their britches?
You can fix all of that with this simple course:
[This was promoted in an email from our local home ed authority. It's a course run by someone who was gifted with griftedness - thanks for the turn of phrase @shtrom ]
#aislop](/img?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.zeroes.ca%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F955%2F782%2F889%2F615%2F697%2Fsmall%2F19273115101733fa.png)
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Got a gifted child? Too big for their britches?
You can fix all of that with this simple course:
[This was promoted in an email from our local home ed authority. It's a course run by someone who was gifted with griftedness - thanks for the turn of phrase @shtrom ]
#aislop
4 views
When you wake up, hear a noise behind you and find your beloved companion cat with murder in his eyes..
#blackcatsofmastodon
1 views
Geoffrey being handsome
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
1.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: At the doctor earlier. Sitting in the waiting room, a doctor com · 24 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.4 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 491 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Re: Leggo's sauces containing tomatoes sourced from places with probable forced labour - I might have considered buying them again if they'd admitted that there could be a problem and did some testing and said they'd do better.
Instead, t…
I really thought the AusAlert would be louder and I'm disappointed that it wasn't, given that I connected my phone to the big speaker and pointed it out the window to make sure that our cooker neighbours got brainwashed too.
While I was growing up, my grandmother had a beautiful wooden inlaid sewing table, apparently mid-century Italian. It was next to her armchair, and she'd keep her needles and thread for sewing up her knitting pieces in there. She'd also re…
Reading Persuasion (Jane Austen) at the moment, though I couldn't concentrate this evening. It occurred to me that reading it is like listening to a couple of elderly ladies fussing over who is having what for lunch and how a mutual acquai…
Geoffrey being handsome
Got a gifted child? Too big for their britches?
You can fix all of that with this simple course:
[This was promoted in an email from our local home ed authority. It's a course run by someone who was gifted with griftedness - thanks for t…
Ha!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-16/pet-cats-impact-on-threatened-wildlife-uq-study/106912594?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other
Edit: I've been going on about this for ages
Fake Spring 1 for the next week. Seems early.
Looking at the news today is giving me this visceral feeling of disgust - I have seen an article about Australia's highest paid CEO (48 million) and now an article about somebody with too much money spending 72 million on "the world's most…
When you wake up, hear a noise behind you and find your beloved companion cat with murder in his eyes..
#blackcatsofmastodon
Linked is a piece about an Australian plant scientist who stumbled into debunking the Blue Zones - that is, regions with high longevity.
I saw an article somewhere, maybe at the beginning of the pandemic, which attributed longevity in the…
Geoffrey being handsome
Got a gifted child? Too big for their britches?
You can fix all of that with this simple course:
[This was promoted in an email from our local home ed authority. It's a course run by someone who was gifted with griftedness - thanks for t…
Ha!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-16/pet-cats-impact-on-threatened-wildlife-uq-study/106912594?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other
Edit: I've been going on about this for ages
Fake Spring 1 for the next week. Seems early.
Looking at the news today is giving me this visceral feeling of disgust - I have seen an article about Australia's highest paid CEO (48 million) and now an article about somebody with too much money spending 72 million on "the world's most…
When you wake up, hear a noise behind you and find your beloved companion cat with murder in his eyes..
#blackcatsofmastodon
Linked is a piece about an Australian plant scientist who stumbled into debunking the Blue Zones - that is, regions with high longevity.
I saw an article somewhere, maybe at the beginning of the pandemic, which attributed longevity in the…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
zeroes.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.4× per week.
📍Based in Australia.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Very Concerned Citizen, artist
Prone to mild swearing at times but I'm Australian so it's ok.
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