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Followers
3.6K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
75 views
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.
Thanks,
otakukuma
52 views
Dear Jim,
Please paint me an episode of popular Saturday dating show Take Me Out in which the young man coming down the love lift is the Norris-Thing from The Thing. It is attempting to absorb and replicate the desperate screaming female contestants and to the side Paddy McGuinness vomits on his chest in fear. This could have been averted if not for the fact that Kurt Russell has spotted himself o
49 views
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.
That would be magic.
Nick Connors (age 36)
48 views
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer that resembles Captain Jack Sparrow. There are empty Dr. Pepper cans everywhere.
Many thanks,
Chris
📊 Post engagement
38
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Dear Jim, Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Penti · 75 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 4 text · 8 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
400×
Follows 9 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.
Thanks,
otakukuma
Merry Christmas you lot. Thanks for making this year such a joy in spite of… you know *gestures vaguely at the world*
Hope you have a really good one whatever you’re doing.
Dear Jim,
Please paint me an episode of popular Saturday dating show Take Me Out in which the young man coming down the love lift is the Norris-Thing from The Thing. It is attempting to absorb and replicate the desperate screaming female c…
That news link has now expired. Here is the story from an alternative source: https://metro.co.uk/2013/02/15/drunk-man-set-fire-to-peanuts-and-tried-to-have-sex-with-ambulance-3480219/amp/
Dear Jim,
This happened recently in a little town called Barnstaple, Devon:
http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/Man-tried-making-love-ambulance-Barnstaple-bus/story-18137026-detail/story.html#axzz2Ku10WhjP
Please paint me what happened in this …
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer …
Dear Jim,
Please could you paint me Jarvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
Kind regards,
Frank
Dear Jim,
Please paint me a picture of Ted Danson and a Ted Danson lookalike. They're covered in bruises after getting into a fight over who the real Ted Danson is. They've made friends now though and are posing for a photograph at the chi…
The perspective on this one…. Oh lord
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.
That would be magic.
Nick Connors (age 36)
We’ve got another 30 or so of increasingly random-for-the-sake-of-it ones before things start to solidify and we end up with actual jokes
Dear Jim,
Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding …
Dear Jim,
Please paint me an episode of popular Saturday dating show Take Me Out in which the young man coming down the love lift is the Norris-Thing from The Thing. It is attempting to absorb and replicate the desperate screaming female c…
That news link has now expired. Here is the story from an alternative source: https://metro.co.uk/2013/02/15/drunk-man-set-fire-to-peanuts-and-tried-to-have-sex-with-ambulance-3480219/amp/
Dear Jim,
This happened recently in a little town called Barnstaple, Devon:
http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/Man-tried-making-love-ambulance-Barnstaple-bus/story-18137026-detail/story.html#axzz2Ku10WhjP
Please paint me what happened in this …
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer …
Dear Jim,
Please could you paint me Jarvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
Kind regards,
Frank
Dear Jim,
Please paint me a picture of Ted Danson and a Ted Danson lookalike. They're covered in bruises after getting into a fight over who the real Ted Danson is. They've made friends now though and are posing for a photograph at the chi…
The perspective on this one…. Oh lord
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.
That would be magic.
Nick Connors (age 36)
We’ve got another 30 or so of increasingly random-for-the-sake-of-it ones before things start to solidify and we end up with actual jokes
Dear Jim,
Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
libretooth.gr
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 38 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated72/100
Good
Credibility score
94%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 94% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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