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It's a nice vibe to be back on assemblag.es, though I'm unclear, not having been around, if the server and its greater sphere within the fediverse* is highly active, or largely deserted.
While away I've been becoming even more "interested…
Hello all, are you there? It's been a beat since I last logged on.
I just updated my introductory text, which was about three years out of date!
https://assemblag.es/@attentive/110619451181334317
Heracles diverting the Thames to clean the neurotic stench of failure from the Spurs boardroom, dressing room, and stadium.
UX designers and security experts are out there making squillions, but massive technology companies still can't figure out how to avoid popping MFA when signing in on the very device that hosts the configured authenticator app, and also po…
Hej! Time to die.
Google's already got its "new look sign-in" … it's the old look, but with this cool banner element you can optionally dismiss each and every time you sign in, declaring a new look sign-in is coming soon. ✨
[six weeks into dealing with IKEA on some deliveries]
If anyone says "Hej!" to me without warning, I may inadvertently impale you with a METOD™ drawer runner.
And there it is.
Source https://x.com/michaelcurzi/status/1754291525046227083
Someone with the ingenuity should recreate the Roddy Piper "OBEY" scene using the Vision Pro, if only for that general predestined entertainment value:
https://youtu.be/g4XiKChyK7A
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