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Followers
43.1K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$241 – $392 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
373
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2023
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: it’s legitimately fucking offensive to me as a taxpayer that thi · 3.2K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
85.7 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
40×
Follows 1.1K back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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oh, well, if it’s more than *JUST* fund the renovation, how could anyone object? scumbags.
israeli sources should probably know by now that “in the coming days” makes the information meaningless when it comes to trump
Photo post
some real fucking terrible takes on this website today
no, i refuse, too early
packaging design is such a cool part of visual and graphic design and it’s really unfortunate that, at least in the US, it’s increasingly an afterthought relegated to a marketing or comms employee
this feels like the kind of thing FIFA should have run by these orgs *before* announcing it, lol
this is completely bizarre
given the state of the trucking industry, this is more of a threat than a gift
right, but then he wouldn’t have the (completely unearned) credibility he craves as a government official. he doesn’t want or care about doing the actual job, but he wants the title.
i rarely open linkedin unless i'm actively looking for a job, i spent five minutes looking at the feed today and it's kind of incredible how much worse it gets every time i look through it, which is like once every four or five months
🦋 Handle & authenticity
✅ Domain-verified
@golikehellmachine.com
The handle is the domain golikehellmachine.com. On Bluesky a domain handle proves the owner controls that website — so this is verifiably the real golikehellmachine.com account, not an impersonator.
On Bluesky since
Apr 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 373 views per post.
📤Posts about 85.7× per week.
🏅Earned the 10K Followers for passing 10K followers.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated86/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
anarchist warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN. don't be a dick.
https://golikehellmachine.com
https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
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EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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